wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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