this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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