Don't you send me to vm
3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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