problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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