Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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