I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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