I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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