Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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