Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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