Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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