So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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