singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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