either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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