Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
