at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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