# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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