D3 body, D1 cock
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Life is so much better after having sex.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
