Who did Billy Mays play for?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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