But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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