Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
honey bunches of taint.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
