pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
my sisters under your porch take her home
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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