He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
soo... how was my night?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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