Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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