I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Can I color on your dick again?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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