I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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