are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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