Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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