Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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