was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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