Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
is that a dick in a sweater?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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