Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you win again, gameday.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
