he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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