Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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