If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Randomize
