Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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