Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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