im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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