I don't think brook has ever known best
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
