small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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