I didn't shave. On purpose
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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