I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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