i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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