Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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