I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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