we have officially lost it.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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