Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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