I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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