I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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