Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Never joke about your clitoris.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
