Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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