One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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