Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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